Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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