I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
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It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
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yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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