You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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