who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
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she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
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I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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