No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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