Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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