im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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