is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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