I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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