yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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