You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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