She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
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