I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
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I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
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whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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