so that wasnt chicken after all
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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