Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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