I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
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Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
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I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Randomize