Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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