I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
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So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
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