No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
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Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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