I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
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Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
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This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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