Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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