But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
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he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
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You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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