In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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