I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
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So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
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But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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