too bad you live with your parents still
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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