girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
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She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
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Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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