That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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