my mouth tastes like poor choices
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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