You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
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