when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
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Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
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Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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