bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
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My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
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He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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