I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
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Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
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This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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