me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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