He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
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You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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