I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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