Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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