and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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