i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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