I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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