yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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