Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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