I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
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We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I'm really busy with my period
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