She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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