Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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