But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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