we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
