i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
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We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
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i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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