What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
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In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
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Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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