are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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