This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Shame - the story of my life.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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