I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
You're a waste of cheezeits
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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