I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
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I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
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This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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