she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
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