Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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