Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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