I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
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i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
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It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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